Me: OHHH MOM, YOU GOT ME THE COLORS OF NATURE PALETTE, THANK YOU!
Aunt: Colors of NATURE? You don't wear the colors of nature!
Me: Well they're the BRIGHT colors of nature.
Uncle: The colors found in nature's brothel.
Aunt: The colors of nature fucking. »
So, ever since I heard about it back in October, I've been jonesing for the Ciate Nail Lab, which is a do-it-youself nail polish frankening kit. It appears that it's only sold (at least in the US) through Sephora, and so when I looked at it yesterday on their webpage and saw it listed as sold out, I started to worry… »
Woohoo! I signed up for my first subscription beauty box this month. As many of you know, I loves me some makeup and especially nail polish, so I'd been eyeballing a number of beauty box subscriptions for a while now. Many of them run in the $25-50 range, though, and given my monthly budget for beauty stuff has been… »
And everything I do is judged, and they mostly get it wrong, but oh well. Cuz the bathroom mirror has not budged, and the woman who lives there can tell the truth from the stuff that they say. She looks me in the eye, and says, “Would you prefer the easy way? No? Well ok then, don’t cry.” »